Thursday Night Football Same-Game Parlay For Rams-49ers: Will Mike Evans Hit Paydirt?
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Thursday Night Football Same-Game Parlay For Rams-49ers: Will Mike Evans Hit Paydirt?

Cooterdoodle drops a scared money bet on Thursday Night Football with a same-game parlay for the Rams-49ers matchup.

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I understand that some of you want tame little parlays to fill the void. You want to peacefully watch Thursday Night Football with the sound of whistles and pads clashing in the background, blissfully waiting for a +110 to cash.  

YUCK. You can miss me with the small stuff. 

Same-Game Parlay For Rams-49ers on Thursday Night Football

I’m here for a good time, not a long time. That’s why I’m ready for a parlay that could bust in the first quarter. Hell, this week’s parlay could theoretically bust on the first drive if someone other than Mike Evans scores!

But that’s fine. I live for the sweat. Which is why I’m betting on Mike F*cking Evans to have one helluva comeback game. He’s on a new team, coming back from his first ever sub-1,000 yard season. And I’m betting on Evans to not only score the first TD of the game, but to score two. 

What? Think I’m crazy? Say that to my similar comeback-winning bets in 2025. In their first games back, they both not only scored the first TD of the game, but scored two:

Now, it’s Evans’ turn. 

Scared money don’t make money, baby! 

2-Pick Parlay | +3900

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Players Mentioned in this Article

  1. Mike Evans
    MikeEvansQ
    WRSFSF
    PPG
    8.7
    Proj
    9.5

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