Week 6 Scared Money Parlay Bets: Go Big On Jordan Love

These might be some of my favorite Scared Money bets this season.

We are betting on comebacks and come ups. What could go wrong??

WELCOME TO THE SCARED MONEY THUNDERDOME, B*TCH.

Enter if you dare. But first, familiarize yourself with our creed.

The Scared Money Creed:

May the Odds Never Be In Your Favor: We are absolutely NOT trying to play it safe. The crazier the odds, the better.
Narratives Are EVERYTHING: Betting on something meaningless is an emotionally empty abyss. Instead, we're buying into the incredible outcomes that we want to become our reality. We're fans of the game—THAT is what drives the bet.
No wager is too small: Even the smallest wagers can give you an INCREDIBLE sweat. I don't need to risk my kid's college fund to piss all over the books and come home richer.
Remember our mantra: Scared money don't make money, baby.

We'll start easy, and amp up the odds as we move through the weekend …

Scared Money Parlay Bets for Week 6

A Good Time, Not a Long Time +950

"I'm here for a good time, not a long time," is probably what Marvin Harrison Jr. said when he joined the Cardinals.

The only problem: He wasn't having a good time, either.

But this Sunday, Harrison will play his first game as a Houston Texan.

He doesn't know their playbook yet. He'll be playing in another country. And he's coming off of a measly 5 receptions for 85 yards combined through four games in 2026. But I believe in magic!!

So I'm choosing to believe in a Marvin Harrison Jr. comeback game that leads the Underdogs to a victory.

Marvin Harrison Jr. ATD
HOU Texans Moneyline

Love Is A Beautiful Thing +5514

Matthew Berry loves these four QBs in Week 6. And it's no surprise why.

Kirk Cousins is playing the Bills, who rank 31st in passing defense.
Cousins has thrown the 2nd most TDs in the league through five weeks.
Jordan Love is playing in a matchup with the 2nd highest game total for the week.
Love plays DAL, who ranks 26th in pressure rate.
Matthew Stafford is Berry's QB4 in Week 6.
Stafford plays ARI, the team allowing passing TDs at the highest rate in the league.
Brock Purdy plays WAS, which has allowed 3+ passing TDs in four games.

Sure, most of these offenses have elite RBs who could punch it in at the goal line and steal the shine from our passing-TD parlay.

But what's the fun in rooting for that??

Kirk Cousins Passing TDs 3+
Matthew Stafford Passing TDs 3+
Brock Purdy Passing TDs 3+
Jordan Love Passing TDs 3+

Weekly Specials +35000

You think odds like this are going to scare me?

F*ck that. We've hit +18000s and +24000s before. This is just a chance for us to outdo ourselves.

Let me throw out a few names for you. Ever heard of these guys?

I could list more, but you get the idea. We need RBs to score.

Any RB from each team can run across the goal line for this one to cash. (I'm looking at you, Brian Robinson …)

We just need one rushing TD. From each team. During each 1 p.m. ET game.

What? Are you scared?

All Teams to Score 1+ Rushing TDs in the 1 p.m. ET games - YES

10 TDs, 20 Dudes, 1 Dream +2021

I can't make up my mind on which guys will score in each game. Is it really so bad if I stack together 10 Either ATDs?

I don't think so.

We just need 10 TDs and any of these 20 dudes can be the ones to do it.

Either Player to Score 1+ TDs

I'm the Captain, Now +8266

Injuries suck. But someone's got to step up when a player goes down.

None of these RBs thought they'd see themselves as their team's RB1 this season. But in Week 6, they are leading the backfield.

And while they're here at the top of the depth chart, they may as well make something of themselves.

Dylan Sampson ATD
Dameon Pierce ATD
MarShawn Lloyd ATD
Kendre Miller ATD
Woody Marks ATD

If you have any Scared Money Bets of your own, let me know. Drop your slips in the replies and let's see who is brave enough to take on the fiery gauntlet of +five-digit odds and who's just window shopping …