In today's Fantasy Life Newsletter, presented by Hims:

The most pressing issue facing our great country was finally settled yesterday as the tush push ban did not receive enough votes from NFL owners to pass.

AKA the Eagles can continue to Push On.

If you missed the circus on social yesterday, here are a handful interesting numbers surrounding the big decision …

24: That’s the number of votes that were needed from the NFL’s owners to pass a proposal. They ended up two votes short. Here are the 10 teams that voted against the ban.

26: That’s the length of a tush push highlight video—in minutes!—that the Eagles posted to their YouTube channel moments after the ban proposal failed. Well played.

22-10: That’s both the tally from the tush push vote and the score in last season’s Wild Card round game between Philly and Green Bay—the team which initially proposed the ban. The Packers stay losing, numerology bros. stay winning.

Week 10: That’s when the Eagles face off against the Packers on MNF. Mark your calendars … or don’t.

13: That’s the amount of rushing TDs Jalen Hurts has averaged since becoming a full-time starter in 2021. We currently have him projected for 12.7.

Never: That’s when I want to discuss this again.

WILL THE EAGLES PUSH THEIR WAY BACK TO THE TOP?

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ARE THESE DOLPHINS STILL SWIMMING?

Comparing the 2023 Miami Dolphins to the 2024 Miami Dolphins is about as painful an exercise as a fantasy football manager can do. Seriously, look at this …

2023:

  • Tua Tagovailoa: QB20 (16.7 half-PPR points per game)
  • Tyreek Hill: WR1 (19.8)
  • Jaylen Waddle: WR22 (11.6)
  • De’Von Achane: RB4 (16.1)

2024:

  • Tua Tagovailoa: QB13 (17.1) (missed 6 games)
  • Tyreek Hill: WR32 (10.5)
  • Jaylen Waddle: WR57 (7.5)
  • De’Von Achane: RB11 (15.3)

Every single highly touted skill position player saw a significant decrease in their fantasy football standing just one year after being a league-winning offense.

Entering 2025, the Dolphins ADPs have plummeted outside of Achane, raising a serious question: are the Dolphins a league-winning offense at their suppressed ADPs, or are the days of the high-flying electric offense over?

What should fantasy managers expect?? We’ve got your answers. ⬇️

IS TYREEK HILL AN ELITE PICK AT HIS ADP?

Bills Up, Jaguars Down in Weekly ADP Movement

Look, we know it’s May. It’s incredibly early to be drafting, we get it. That doesn’t mean it’s too early to start surveying the draft landscape to identify trends and put yourself in prime position come peak draft season in July/August.

Understanding where players started on the draft board relative to where they are now and, ultimately, understanding the why behind it puts you ahead of most fantasy football managers.

So, who are the biggest movers over the last week inside the top 150 picks? …

 

  • Dak Prescott (+2.9): The addition of George Pickens has given drafters more faith in the DAL offense, subsequently boosting Prescott up the board.
     
  • Jameson Williams (+2.6): To say that the coachspeak over the last week has been glowing on Williams would be a massive understatement.
     
  • Caleb Williams (-2.3): Hard to pinpoint exactly why his ADP is dropping … could it be a natural market adjustment, or the negative press over the last week?

Which Bills player is skyrocketing up the board at what’s still a reasonable price (108.4), and which Jaguars player is plummeting? Dive deep into all of the ADP movers. ⬇️

THIS BILLS WR MAY NOT BE RISING ENOUGH

Around the Watercooler

The latest fantasy nuggets, silliness, and NFL gossip from our merry band of football nerds.

🙏 Can we get Shedeur Sanders a better mentor? Please.

🏆️ The NFL is introducing a new award. That’s cool.

🤔 Where are all the clips of Travis Hunter playing CB? Makes ya think.

🥇 Justin Jefferson is headed to the Olympics…USA is about to dominate flag football.

🎯 Which rookie WR should you target in fantasy drafts?

1️⃣ You get a 1! You get a 1!

💔 RIP to a Colts legend.